Friday, December 23, 2016

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Dr. Willy Crogan


"Despite all my rage I am still just a dang 'ol turkey in the straw." - Steve Brule

Friday, November 04, 2016

Billy Nelson's Near Hits!



01. Almost On The Road Again
02. Almost Always On My Mind
03. To All The Girls I Kinda Loved Before
04. Crazy (Sort Of)
05. Almost All I Want For Christmas
06. Baby Its Kind Of Cold Outside
07. Bubbles In My Near Beer
08. Nearly Half a Man
09. Have I Told You Lately I Sorta Love You?
10. Rhinestone Cowboy Replica

Billy's favorite musical forays in indecisiveness finally collected on the same would-be album!
Only almost $10.00

Monday, October 31, 2016

Almost On The Road Again

Almost on the road again
Kinda makin' music with my almost friends again
Lookin' for my doorkey so the adventure can begin
Almost on the road again

Almost on the road again
Startin' up the car and it backfired yet again
Slammed the door on your seatbelt and it got stuck again
Almost on the road again

Almost on the road again
Judge said my probation is almost at an end
He said "try not to hit a bus filled with elder nuns, again"
Almost on the road again.

Friday, October 21, 2016

All Analogies

How else could it be
All analogies
Synonyms okay
Antonyms are gay
Similes are tight
Likenesses are nice
How else could it be
All analogies

Its the same
Its a twin made from cabon
Its akin
Its a clone

Barely
Scarcely

I wish I was in school
Lazily a tool
Find my stash of weed
Everything is green
I'll take the cocaine
That'll ease the pain
Deep burn internal burn
Choking on the ashes of a spliffery

Its the same
Its the twin the type of kin
Its the dupe
Its the ditto

Stiletto
Bayonet-o

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Bacchanal is carousal
Bacchanal is carousal
Bacchanal is carousal
Bacchanal is carousal

Dug Uyesaka: A new flavor of Doug.

Why Doug-less when you can always Doug-more?

Drop the 'O' for a whole new paradigm of Doug: DUG LINK

Monday, October 03, 2016

Monday, September 12, 2016

Steve Harvey confronted by himself from another dimension.



The universe-hopping "Olden" Harvey is speculated to be some sort of interdimensional demon timelord.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

The Girthburger

So McDonald's New Zealand launched their own build-a-burger website and this by far was the best user-created content. Just a stack of 7 lukewarm, mediocre-yet-insanely-addictive beef patties.

Here are the other contenders if you want to read the actual article.


Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Happy 59 and 1/2th Birthday, Steve Harvey!


Actually it was exactly 1 month ago, but I knew when I opened Cleansmanship I would be posting something Steve Harvey related.

Friday, August 12, 2016

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Our election in a nutshell


Watch the expression on the guy to her left.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Thursday, July 07, 2016

Frashion Trips from Dr. Brule


How can you look cool without breaking the bank?
EASY PREASY LEMONG SQUEEZEY. JUST GO IN YOUR MOMMA’S CLOSET WHEN SHE IS AT THE BEAUTY PRARLOUR. MOMMA HAS ALL THE FANCY FROCKS YOU COULD EVER WANT. AND THEY ARE FREE FREE FREE. WHY DIDNT YOU THINK OF THAT? I DON’T KNOW.

Steve Harvey's job outsourced to robot

Welcome to the Steve Harvey Fan Blog, for all things Steve Harvey, 24/7



Wednesday, June 08, 2016

Parody of Pharrell's "Happy" (chorus only)

Because life's crappy.
Plod along if you feel like a garden without a gnome.
Because life's crappy.
Plod along if you squeal when a man invades your home.
Because life's crappy.
Plod along if you know that crappiness means you're pwned.
Because life's crappy.
Plod along if you kneel before lord Satan's throne.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

2Mex almost dies from diabetes



So I made a tribute mix for him.



I just had to post this here to try and rack up a few more hits.

Monday, May 23, 2016

Cranial Crushing

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Highlights from the Trump v. Bernie debate






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfXdmHseiFA

Saturday, May 07, 2016

Truth x Consciousness x Love



I'm about to blaze up, 'specially when it's after dinner.


Tuesday, May 03, 2016

New 'Head





Not exactly sure what to make of it... that's for you to decide.

Friday, April 01, 2016

This guy is gold.



Obama has released the homo demons on the black man. Look out black woman. A white homo may take your man.

Pastor Manning explains the hierarchy of pimps, players, macks, mack daddies, and long-legged mack daddies.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Ski.Burgers

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There once was a lady from Spain
With corn chowder up in her brain.
They piped it in hot, and it hurt quite a lot,
Then they shipped her ass out on a train.
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There once was a fucktard from France
Who shat often times in his pants.
We ended his days with some serrated blades.
The poor mongo had nary a chance.
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Monday, March 07, 2016

Not quite drum n bass, not quite dubstep



Saw Machinedrum play here about 2 years ago. He rocked the crowd out with his combination of recordings and live beats.

I dunno whatchu call dis kine music, but I swear saw some bush in there.

Thursday, March 03, 2016

Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway

http://www.theonion.com/article/filthy-mitt-romney-delivers-campaign-speech-to-aud-30522

CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of bewildered shoppers inside a local Safeway.

Sources confirmed the filth-covered former presidential candidate walked into the store unannounced early yesterday evening, went to the store’s cereal aisle, and started to play Kid Rock’s “Born Free” on a portable boom box, enthusiastically waving and pointing to no one in particular.

As customers began to recognize the 2012 GOP nominee through his scraggly beard and uncombed hair, Romney reportedly picked up a can of Pringles from a nearby shelf, held it near his mouth, and began loudly addressing the growing crowd of confused onlookers.

“How are we feeling out there, friends?” said Romney, who paused briefly as though waiting for applause from the baffled and completely silent supermarket shoppers...

Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Sanders Campaign Headquarters Smashed Up By Gang Of Pinkerton Union Busters

http://www.theonion.com/article/sanders-campaign-headquarters-smashed-gang-pinkert-52465

BURLINGTON, VT―Wielding billy clubs as they kicked down the door and began smashing everything in sight, a team of union-busting officers from Pinkerton’s National Detective Agency reportedly tore apart the headquarters of Vermont senator Bernie Sanders’ presidential campaign Wednesday. “Your little operation here has been causing problems for some of our clients, so I’m afraid we have no choice but to shut you down,” one of the Pinkertons said through his brushy, waxed mustache as he grabbed senior campaign advisor Tad Devine by the lapels, shoved him against the wall, and ripped a “Bernie 2016” button from his shirt before crushing it beneath his boot heel.

“This presidential bid stops right here, see? Or next time it won’t just be a few filing cabinets and boxes of stickers that get a working-over from the boys here, if you hear what I’m saying.” Sources said the hired goons then filed toward the exit, upending a table stacked with “Feel The Bern” coffee mugs on their way out.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

I woulda posted this on Facebook but I already promised I was done posting Bowie stuff there.

(from The Onion archives)

NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission



... "Those familiar with NASA’s previous, more conventional research and exploration sensibilities are going to be in for quite a shock. Many are likely to be confused and threatened by the boundary-pushing nature of the project.

... The five-member crew is made up entirely of United States Air Force officers and includes Maj. Tom Louis, Maj. Tom Greely, Maj. Tom Ohweiler, Maj. Thomas Sinclair, and Maj. Tom Keenan.

While the mission will primarily study paranoia, decadence, and the fluidity of sexual identity in a zero-gravity environment, additional scientific testing will be conducted during the shuttle’s 14-day orbit of Earth."

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Game Time

Check out these hot hours spent PC gaming. These are my top 3 of all time:



That's more than 46 total days for the win!

Friday, January 08, 2016

Jesus wept.

Today is David Bowie's 69th birthday.. Here's his next installment of weirdness for ya ear holes.

And I was wrong about his beats -- he uses a live drummer on all tracks.

His beats boy is fresh, too. Gotta keep your beats in the crisper lest they wilt.

Guiliana has been described by the New York Times as “a drummer around whom a cult of admiration has formed,” while Time Out London writes: "What happens when you add hard bop drum masters Elvin Jones and Art Blakey to a 1980s Roland 808 drum machine, divide the result by J Dilla and then multiply to the power of Squarepusher? Answer: Mark Guiliana."

And in case you wanted to understand how truly inferior you are to Mr. Bowie, there's this website that will perform that precise calculation for you:

http://supbowie.com/

http://www.avclub.com/article/conclusive-proof-your-life-lame-compared-david-bow-230304