Wednesday, January 13, 2016

I woulda posted this on Facebook but I already promised I was done posting Bowie stuff there.

(from The Onion archives)

NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission



... "Those familiar with NASA’s previous, more conventional research and exploration sensibilities are going to be in for quite a shock. Many are likely to be confused and threatened by the boundary-pushing nature of the project.

... The five-member crew is made up entirely of United States Air Force officers and includes Maj. Tom Louis, Maj. Tom Greely, Maj. Tom Ohweiler, Maj. Thomas Sinclair, and Maj. Tom Keenan.

While the mission will primarily study paranoia, decadence, and the fluidity of sexual identity in a zero-gravity environment, additional scientific testing will be conducted during the shuttle’s 14-day orbit of Earth."

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Game Time

Check out these hot hours spent PC gaming. These are my top 3 of all time:



That's more than 46 total days for the win!

Friday, January 08, 2016

Jesus wept.

Today is David Bowie's 69th birthday.. Here's his next installment of weirdness for ya ear holes.

And I was wrong about his beats -- he uses a live drummer on all tracks.

His beats boy is fresh, too. Gotta keep your beats in the crisper lest they wilt.

Guiliana has been described by the New York Times as “a drummer around whom a cult of admiration has formed,” while Time Out London writes: "What happens when you add hard bop drum masters Elvin Jones and Art Blakey to a 1980s Roland 808 drum machine, divide the result by J Dilla and then multiply to the power of Squarepusher? Answer: Mark Guiliana."

And in case you wanted to understand how truly inferior you are to Mr. Bowie, there's this website that will perform that precise calculation for you:

http://supbowie.com/

http://www.avclub.com/article/conclusive-proof-your-life-lame-compared-david-bow-230304